Oct 25, 2026
The food was better than the art, and the art was excellent.
Sep 13, 2026
Might be too nice.
Aug 30, 2026
Where Australia met Florida.
Aug 16, 2026
I had to delay this post because all the drone attacks made my sarcasm seem insensitive.
Jul 19, 2026
Perhaps all weddings should last 4 days?
Jul 5, 2026
Italian Marble > Freedom
Jun 21, 2026
In the words of John Lennon: "Nothing is real."
Jun 7, 2026
Drinking vodka with the former finance minister and a disgraced spy.
May 24, 2026
Almost dying onboard Pegasus Airlines left a sour taste in the mouth.
Apr 26, 2026
Cashing in my housing ISA to see some silverback gorillas like a good millennial.
Apr 12, 2026
Taking a swig of Champagne Supernova.
Mar 29, 2026
Small Town. Big bacon sandwiches.
Mar 15, 2026
It's like England, but with more public health campaigns about wearing suncream.
Mar 1, 2026
I was looking forward to some revitalising public nudity, but most of the saunas mandate swimming trunks now.
Feb 15, 2026
Orkney is a good place to run away to.
Feb 1, 2026
How many bunkers does your country have?
Jan 18, 2026
Sometimes a Hilton is just what you need.
Jan 4, 2026
When I walked into my night train compartment and the dank furnace embraced me, I realised I was in for a treat.
Dec 21, 2025
Are you allowed to enjoy riding a train built by the Nazis?
Dec 7, 2025
Stanley cups for everyone!
Nov 23, 2025
Pretending I used my iPhone camera for stylistic reasons.
Nov 9, 2025
Can a hotel be simultaneously abandoned and open for business?
Oct 26, 2025
Come with me as I pretend to be rich and lament others doing the same.
Oct 12, 2025
Not all graffiti warrants a rant about how we can’t have nice things anymore.
Sep 20, 2025
Quieter than Kyoto and more ocean than Tokyo.
