Sep 13, 2026
Might be too nice.
Aug 30, 2026
Where Australia met Florida.
Aug 16, 2026
I had to delay this post because all the drone attacks made my sarcasm seem insensitive.
Jul 19, 2026
Perhaps all weddings should last 4 days?
Jul 5, 2026
Italian Marble > Freedom
Jun 21, 2026
In the words of John Lennon: "Nothing is real."
Jun 7, 2026
Drinking vodka with the former finance minister and a disgraced spy.
May 24, 2026
Almost dying onboard Pegasus Airlines left a sour taste in the mouth.
Apr 26, 2026
Cashing in my housing ISA to see some silverback gorillas like a good millennial.
Apr 12, 2026
Taking a swig of Champagne Supernova.
Mar 29, 2026
Small Town. Big bacon sandwiches.
Mar 15, 2026
It's like England, but with more public health campaigns about wearing suncream.
Mar 1, 2026
I was looking forward to some revitalising public nudity, but most of the saunas mandate swimming trunks now.
Feb 15, 2026
Orkney is a good place to run away to.
Feb 1, 2026
How many bunkers does your country have?
Jan 18, 2026
Sometimes a Hilton is just what you need.
Jan 4, 2026
When I walked into my night train compartment and the dank furnace embraced me, I realised I was in for a treat.
Dec 21, 2025
Are you allowed to enjoy riding a train built by the Nazis?
Dec 7, 2025
Stanley cups for everyone!
Nov 23, 2025
Pretending I used my iPhone camera for stylistic reasons.
Nov 9, 2025
Can a hotel be simultaneously abandoned and open for business?
Oct 26, 2025
Come with me as I pretend to be rich and lament others doing the same.
Oct 12, 2025
Not all graffiti warrants a rant about how we can’t have nice things anymore.
Sep 20, 2025
Quieter than Kyoto and more ocean than Tokyo.
Sep 19, 2025
Would you rather eat a flat croissant or a soy aubergine for breakfast?
